1. Practice with origami.
2. . Go horse riding. Shooting
3. Try your hand at gardening.
4. Knit a summer cardigan.
5. Start a rock band.
6. Buy a canvas from a cheap craft shop and paint a masterpiece.
7. Make a mud cake.
8. Write a poem.
9. Play Putt-Putt with your family.
10. Buy some seeds and grow your own strawberry garden.
11. Decorate your thongs with some ribbon and beads.
12. Start a scrapbook.
13. Have a beauty party.
14. Start your own club.
15. Experiment with photography.
16. Experiment with new hairstyles.
17. Create something for TG's fridge.
18. Redecorate your bedroom with posters or a photo board.
19. Cut out all your fave pics and photos and make yourself an inspiration collage.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
What kind of pants are you wearing? Shorts=mexican Skirt=hot piece of ass Skort=homo Jeans= skater Ripped Jeans= prep Capris=cutie Cordoroy=weightlifter Cargo=clown Sweats=gangsta Thong=.......... Boxers=manwhore Bootieshorts=caterpillar OTHER [pajamas, etc.]= sex kitten I’m a naughtly manwhore with a ghetto booty What color is your hair? blonde=with a sexy ass brown=with a ghetto booty black= with a big dik red=with a hot ass don''''''''t know=with a small ass dirty blonde=with a fabulous booty
KNOCK. KNOCK.C: (still smirking) who’s there?E: Anita.C: (smirk still ongoing) Anita who?E: Anita know if you like me from the back, the front, or the side perhaps, I can enhance your experience of melons juggling pleasure? I’ll be the lock to your key for tonight.C: (smirk completely gone) whaaaat?! , then :E: get down on yo knees and tell me who’s the BOSS?C: (immediately plops on his knees) yes, boss, your every wish is my command
this is a true storyGirl: Do I ever cross your mind?Boy: No.Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really.Girl: Do you want me?Boy: No.Girl: Would you cry if I left?Boy: No.Girl: Would you live 4 me?Boy: No.Girl: Would you do anything 4 me?Boy: No.Girl: Choose --- Me or your life!Boy: MY life.Girl runs away in shock and pain & Boy runs after her and says.......* ~ The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.* ~ The reason I don't like you is because I love you.* ~ The reason I don't want you is because I really need you.* ~ The reason I woulden't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.* ~ The reason I woulden't live 4 you is because I would die 4 you.* ~ The reason I am not willing to do anything 4 you is because I would do everything 4 you.* ~ The reason I chose my life is because U R MY life!!!!!!!
1.
2. Been obsessed with someone you'd never met? (actor, actress, singer, etc>)
3. Been obsessed with someone you didn't have a chance with? (Homecoming queen, football captain, etc.)
4. Made something up and insisted on it so much that you started believing it yourself?
5. Owned a spork?
6. Gone to a 24-hour store late at night or in the wee hours of the morning because you have nothing better to do?
7. Been in a non-ventilated area filled with substances that should be well-ventilated?
8.
9. Given yourself a swirlie?
10. Stayed awake and payed attention to one of Mr./Mrs. ________'s lectures? (Fill in as appropriate)
11.
12. Not noticed when someone wouldn't talk to you for an extended period of time?
13. Plotted someone's demise?
2. Been obsessed with someone you'd never met? (actor, actress, singer, etc>)
3. Been obsessed with someone you didn't have a chance with? (Homecoming queen, football captain, etc.)
4. Made something up and insisted on it so much that you started believing it yourself?
5. Owned a spork?
6. Gone to a 24-hour store late at night or in the wee hours of the morning because you have nothing better to do?
7. Been in a non-ventilated area filled with substances that should be well-ventilated?
8.
9. Given yourself a swirlie?
10. Stayed awake and payed attention to one of Mr./Mrs. ________'s lectures? (Fill in as appropriate)
11.
12. Not noticed when someone wouldn't talk to you for an extended period of time?
13. Plotted someone's demise?
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition 3. Anti-constitutionalistically 4. Transubstantiate 5. Sphygmomanometer
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 01. Thanks, but I don't want to have s&x. 02. Nope, no more booze for me. 03. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 07. I'm not interested in fighting you. 08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool 09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 01. Thanks, but I don't want to have s&x. 02. Nope, no more booze for me. 03. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 07. I'm not interested in fighting you. 08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool 09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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