Is that your face ?. . . .
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop.
Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.
If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat.
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.
Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
Your face is very becoming. I's becoming more and more ugly every time I see it.