+ General JokeThe New York Philharmonic gave an emotional first-ever concert in North Korea yesterday, in which some of the musicians were in tears by the end of the performance. The North Koreans were saddened and confused, wondering why all that heating fuel was used as noise-makers.
Sergeant (to new recruit): What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy, Sergeant.
Snuggle Up
Even nonsexual contacts like handholding can prompt the release of oxytocin, the so-called love hormone; it ignites sexual arousal, relaxes you, and increases sensitivity to touch.
Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can't love and respect yourself - no one lese will be able to make that happen. Accept who your are - completely; the good and the bad - and make changes as YOU see fit - not because you think someone else wants you to be different.
Stacey Charter
When the eagles are silent, the parrots being to jabber. -Winston Churchill
A woman at a department store ask a clerk: Will you help me out, please?
“Certainly, just go through that door” replied the clerk.
Everything is all right
There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened.
- Jules Renard
Doctor, Doctor I think I am suffering from De-ja vu.
Didn't I see you yesterday?
Success
Man sees first his failure or success, his joy or sorrow, before it swings into visibility from the scenes set in his own imagination. Life is a game of boomerangs, be careful of your thoughts, they will come back to you!
A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. “Jury trial,” the defendant replied. “Do you understand the difference?” asked the judge. “Sure,” replied the defendant. “That’s where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one.”
Get to know the locals
Wherever you go, locals are the key to finding out the best places to go whether it be for a nice dinner or to a deserted beach. Befriending locals can bring you knowledge of all the secret places that most tourists dream of. Take the time to talk to people and you'll get some good tips on where to go and end up learning a lot more about the places you visit.
A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled the governor. “Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place,” beg the attorney. “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary,” replied the governor.
Online Dating Safety Tips
Here are some online and offline dating tips for:
Online dating
1. Do not include any personal information in your profile. Reputable dating sites have a privacy policy so that their members can be part of a safe online dating environment and any personal information given will not be revealed to others.
2. Take your time getting to know someone online before giving any personal information about yourself and before arranging to meet.
3. Don’t lie in your profile or upload a fake photograph. Do you want to meet someone who is faking his/her identity or photo?
4. It is a good idea to set up a free email account like yahoo. This way you do not have to use your main personal email address in the event that you no longer wish to have contact with a member.
5. Be careful if you think a member is lying to you. Beware of someone who pressures you for anything including personal details or an early date.
6. If someone is making you feel uncomfortable stop messaging him/her. Reputable dating sites provide features for you to report inappropriate messaging or even blocking these users.
Offline dating
1. If you would like to meet someone "offline" only reveal minimal information to begin with. Start with your email address and then maybe your mobile. As email and even phone number can be changed easily if necessary.
2. If you call another member use the "block my number" feature to prevent your number appearing on his/her phone.
3. If you arrange to meet someone, always make sure the meeting point is in a public place and preferably in daylight for the first meeting. Always let someone else know who you are going to meet, where you are going and what time you should be back home.
4. If you're drinking alcohol, don’t drink too much and never leave your drink unattended.
5. Finally, be sensible and trust your instincts – they are usually right!
Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Whine less, breathe more. Talk less, say more. Love more and all good things will be yours.
Healthy Eating
Healthy eating starts at the grocery store. To make your shopping trip a success, buy fresh foods when possible and road food labels on prepared foods. If you are looking for quick and healthy option, buy precut vegetables and bagged salad mixes. Plan a week’s worth of menus before shopping, and then make a list of ingredient you’ll need - and stick to it.
- Mayo Clinic -
A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties.
‘They use him to keep crowds back,’ said Tommy.
‘No,’ said Billy, ‘he’s just for good luck.’
Peter brought the argument to a close. ‘They use the dogs, he said firmly, to find the fire hydrants….'
skanz hoars are xhit 4 sho
weep squeak bleed n more
fakers tweetkers with blood gun holes
fir eburns in your mind while cracks making u blind
flame ya’ll coz u got none of mine
u stressed don rest coz ma beats gonna break
fu dang whore, mind tricsk are what I posses
crave you wigga hoe ur in a reckful mess
what u say bitch? Well I say u die mofo
like my wrist fist no miss can’t take dis
wen pharaohs unite ur gone alright
thick swords death curse get ma rhyme 2 nite
yo wigga lyin shor t on west
nigga u think u know all well too best
well ur meaning does not pass noute on the richer scale
u bloat and scream but still ur case’s on trial
1 ask can’t pass ur dawggy ass are u ready for this mother f-er forever u know it’s ur last
My 1 shot has got u fully off
My hommies know my drill and us ganstas thrill
4 thugs rule life that right till the day we die, my crippers were made to walk and crip whats next u getting x-ed baby im making a mix
Lyrics Copyright 2008 CMW Corp
Friday, March 5, 2010
The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.
Napoleon Hill
Officer: Do you know why I stopped you, son?
Driver: Cause you thought I had some doughnuts?
The mystery of death
Death is something that can't be explained. We are each owed a death, at
which time it will come or where is a mystery. Live each day as if it were
your last. Make amends with those you crossed or who crossed you. Tell
that special one in your life that you love them. Smile at passers by.
Help someone in need.
+ General JokeNow that Vancouver has opened the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!!! These questions about Canada were posted on an International tourism Website. Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden) A: So its true what they say about Swedes. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed beaver. (Italy) A: Let's not touch this one. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Halifax? (UK) A: We still use Beaver pelts. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North. Oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
A farmer walks into a lawyer's office and says: "I'd like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees" "Yes sir, I believe I can help you" replied the lawyer. "Do you have any grounds?" "Oh shore do!", exclaimed the farmer, "Got me bout a 140 acres out back a the house thar." "No no..., I mean do you have a case?" asked the lawyer. "No sur," replied the farmer, "I drive one of them John Deer's" "You don't understand," said the lawyer, "You need something like a grudge." "Oh!!" said the farmer, "I got me one of those! That's what I park muh Deer in!" The lawyer, a bit frustrated responded, "Sir, you've got to have a reason to divorce your wife. Does she beat you up or anything?" "No sur", replied the farmer, "I purt near get outta bed afore her ever mornin." Finally the exasperated lawyer shouted, "WHY do you want a divorce?" "Oh, well..." replied the farmer, "She says we jus can't communicate!!"
Three Enemies
There are three enemies of personal peace regret over yesterday's mistakes, anxiety over tomorrow’s problems and ingratitude for today's blessing.
n: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!
Customer Service
Customer service is not a cost
-it is an Investment (said by John Frazer-Robinson)
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on.
One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!"
After gathering as much information as possible, he angrily approached the other driver, who was examining his own damage. The police officer asked, "That old lady says that you wouldn't let her have her half of the road. Why not?
In exasperation, the man turns from his smashed car and says, "Officer, I would have been HAPPY to give her half of the road --- if she had just let me know WHICH half she wanted!!!!"
Laughter is indeed the best medicine
The old adage has been backed up by a recent study. Findings show that people with a good sense of humor and a propensity to laugh may be less likely to develop heart disease when compared to aggressive, antisocial personalities.
So go ahead, laugh and make others laugh.
A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says,
"There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you.
Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."
Don't Fret
From the very moment we were born, we were dying. So why sweat the small stuff? Learn to accept things for face value and enjoy life. Cherish every moment as though it were your last because this is your last time you will see today.
One day while at her job as a bank loan officer, Patty Black, had a frog hop onto her desk and say, "I would like to apply for a lily-pad improvement loan." Patty looked incredulously at the frog and said, "I'm sorry, we don't loan money to frogs." To which the frog replied, "I have collateral," as he handed her a small ceramic trinket. Not wanting to be impolite, Patty said, "I don't know. I'll have to talk to the bank manager."
She walked back to the manager's office and said, "There is a frog out here, asking for a lily-pad improvement loan, and this trinket is all he has for collateral." The bank manager picked up the trinket and looked at it carefully. Then smiling he turned to Patty and said, "Why it's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan."
Take the furture head on. And do it with a smile. : )
"Everything happens for a reason, don't worry about the reason just live with what happens"
Success comes from taking the initiative and following up ... persisting ... eloquently expressing the depth of your love. What simple action could you take today to produce a new momentum toward success in your life?
Anthony Robbins
Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 5-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
Gossip
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us. That it hardly behooves any of us, to talk about the rest of us.
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spirtual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude.
Denis Waitley
While visiting a friend in the hospital a young man noticed several pretty nurses, each one of them was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asked one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she said with a chuckle. “We just use it to keep the doctors away.”
Asking
A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; a person who never asks is a fool forever.
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
Victor Hugo
Napoleon Hill
Officer: Do you know why I stopped you, son?
Driver: Cause you thought I had some doughnuts?
The mystery of death
Death is something that can't be explained. We are each owed a death, at
which time it will come or where is a mystery. Live each day as if it were
your last. Make amends with those you crossed or who crossed you. Tell
that special one in your life that you love them. Smile at passers by.
Help someone in need.
+ General JokeNow that Vancouver has opened the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!!! These questions about Canada were posted on an International tourism Website. Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden) A: So its true what they say about Swedes. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed beaver. (Italy) A: Let's not touch this one. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton, and Halifax? (UK) A: We still use Beaver pelts. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North. Oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
A farmer walks into a lawyer's office and says: "I'd like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees" "Yes sir, I believe I can help you" replied the lawyer. "Do you have any grounds?" "Oh shore do!", exclaimed the farmer, "Got me bout a 140 acres out back a the house thar." "No no..., I mean do you have a case?" asked the lawyer. "No sur," replied the farmer, "I drive one of them John Deer's" "You don't understand," said the lawyer, "You need something like a grudge." "Oh!!" said the farmer, "I got me one of those! That's what I park muh Deer in!" The lawyer, a bit frustrated responded, "Sir, you've got to have a reason to divorce your wife. Does she beat you up or anything?" "No sur", replied the farmer, "I purt near get outta bed afore her ever mornin." Finally the exasperated lawyer shouted, "WHY do you want a divorce?" "Oh, well..." replied the farmer, "She says we jus can't communicate!!"
Three Enemies
There are three enemies of personal peace regret over yesterday's mistakes, anxiety over tomorrow’s problems and ingratitude for today's blessing.
n: Excuse me Miss, but were you born in Tennessee?
Woman: No, why?
Man: Because your the only ten-I-see!
Customer Service
Customer service is not a cost
-it is an Investment (said by John Frazer-Robinson)
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on.
One driver, an extremely elderly woman, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!"
After gathering as much information as possible, he angrily approached the other driver, who was examining his own damage. The police officer asked, "That old lady says that you wouldn't let her have her half of the road. Why not?
In exasperation, the man turns from his smashed car and says, "Officer, I would have been HAPPY to give her half of the road --- if she had just let me know WHICH half she wanted!!!!"
Laughter is indeed the best medicine
The old adage has been backed up by a recent study. Findings show that people with a good sense of humor and a propensity to laugh may be less likely to develop heart disease when compared to aggressive, antisocial personalities.
So go ahead, laugh and make others laugh.
A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says,
"There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you.
Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."
Don't Fret
From the very moment we were born, we were dying. So why sweat the small stuff? Learn to accept things for face value and enjoy life. Cherish every moment as though it were your last because this is your last time you will see today.
One day while at her job as a bank loan officer, Patty Black, had a frog hop onto her desk and say, "I would like to apply for a lily-pad improvement loan." Patty looked incredulously at the frog and said, "I'm sorry, we don't loan money to frogs." To which the frog replied, "I have collateral," as he handed her a small ceramic trinket. Not wanting to be impolite, Patty said, "I don't know. I'll have to talk to the bank manager."
She walked back to the manager's office and said, "There is a frog out here, asking for a lily-pad improvement loan, and this trinket is all he has for collateral." The bank manager picked up the trinket and looked at it carefully. Then smiling he turned to Patty and said, "Why it's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan."
Take the furture head on. And do it with a smile. : )
"Everything happens for a reason, don't worry about the reason just live with what happens"
Success comes from taking the initiative and following up ... persisting ... eloquently expressing the depth of your love. What simple action could you take today to produce a new momentum toward success in your life?
Anthony Robbins
Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 5-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
Gossip
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us. That it hardly behooves any of us, to talk about the rest of us.
Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spirtual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude.
Denis Waitley
While visiting a friend in the hospital a young man noticed several pretty nurses, each one of them was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asked one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she said with a chuckle. “We just use it to keep the doctors away.”
Asking
A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; a person who never asks is a fool forever.
The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
Victor Hugo
A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them. The cat was between the mice and their hole. The mother muse puffed up her lungs and went, “Woof! Woof!” The cat turned tail and ran. With that, the mother quickly led her children back to safety in their hole. When they were settle and breathing normally, Mother Mouse said to her children. “Now, what’s the lesson from that experience?” “We don’t know,” the baby mice squeaked. “It is this,” said Mother Mouse. “It’s always good to know a second language.”
Mold in the bathroom
To remove mold from the grout between the bathroom tiles in a spray bottle mix ½ cup 3% hydrogen peroxide solution and 1 cup of water and spray on the problem areas. Let dry, then wipe down the area.
Note: hydrogen peroxide loses its potency when exposed to air so buy a small bottle and discard after use.
Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.
William Arthur Ward
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
Friends
An old friend is better than two new ones...Don't walk in front of me, I will not follow, don't walk behind me, I will not lead, please walk beside me and just be my friend... :)
There is no such thing as can't, only won't. If you're qualified, all it takes is a burning desire to accomplish, to make a change. Go forward, go backward. Whatever it takes! But you can't blame other people or society in general. It all comes from your mind. When we do the impossible we realize we are special people.
Jan Ashford
Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.
Doing The Right Thing
The truth only needs to be said once, a lie needs to be told over and over!
You cannot change anything in your life with intention alone, which can become a watered-down, occasional hope that you'll get to tomorrow. Intention without action is useless.
Caroline Myss
A tourist stopped a local in a village he was visiting and asked; “what is the quickest way to the lake? The local thought for a while. “Are you walking or driving?” he asked the tourist. “I’m driving.” “That is the quickest way!” the local said.
Fresh mud on carpets or rugs?
Cover the spot with baking soda, wait 20 minutes, then vacuum.
Action is a great restorer and builder of confidence.
Inaction is not only the result, but the cause, of fear.
Perhaps the action you take will be successful;
Perhaps different action or adjustments will have to follow.
But any action is better than no action at all.
Norman Vincent Peale
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore. -Peter Finch as Howard Beale in"Network"(1976) Screenplay byPaddy Chayefsky (academy award) You can read the whole frighteningly relevant monologue here http://www.whysanity.net/monos/network3.html
Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And they want money!”
Time and Wounds
Time heals all wounds (but leaves the ugly scars). If you want to be happy don't bank on forgetting issues; just believe you've gotten over them.
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands. He asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?” The beggar replied, "You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another branch".
LIfes Failures
"Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."
-Thomas Edison-
+ General JokeSounds like my dates when I was a youngster.. (I'm kidding of course - I never got past the meal..) The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for me," was the reply. "Really?" "Yes," answered the playboy. "All evening long she was saying "don't" and "stop" and "quit that."
The Antartian reported for her university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes.
In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. Her reply was, "I finished the exam in half and hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
Learn to forgive.
Learn to write your hurts in the sand where the wind of forgiveness will erase them and carve your benefits in the stone where nothing will erase them.
- Anonymous -
The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS".
The patient’s wife asks, "Doctor, when are these medicines to be given?"
Doctor: "These are to be taken by you. He needs rest"
Remember, success is not measured by heights attained but by obstacles overcome. We're going to pass through many obstacles in our lives: good days, bad days. But the successful person will overcome those obstacles and constantly move forward.
Bruce Jenner, American Olympian
+ General JokeVancouver 2010 Drinking Game First, lay in a stock of your favorite beverage. Then, turn on NBC and observe the following rules: 1. Take one drink every time a NBC announcer invites you to "share a moment with the world." 2. Take one drink every time snowboarding highlights are backed up by rock-and-roll guitar/heavy metal headbanger music. 3. Take one drink every time a female athlete is described as "America's _____ing sweetheart." Take an extra drink if the athlete in question is "American's curling sweetheart." 4. Clap your hands and take one drink every time reference is made to "the revolutionary new clap skate" being used in speed skating. 5. Take one drink every time figure skating commentator Scott Hamilton shouts that a skater "NAILED!!" a jump. 6. Take one drink every time you hear a hockey announcer shout, "He shoots...he scores!" Take two drinks if you're watching women's hockey and you hear, "She shoots...she scores!" 7. Take one drink every time NBC promises to get "up close and personal" with an athlete. 8. Take one drink every time a skater is presented with a bouquet of flowers. 9. Take one drink every time America's quest for its first medal in luge is mentioned. Take an extra drink if America actually happens to win a medal in luge. 10. Take one drink and sigh, "That's good, mon" every time reference is made to the Jamaican bobsled team. 11. Take one drink every time the REAL Olympic theme is heard.
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"
The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack."
The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?"
The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!"
Beware of Attachments
If you get an email that has an attachment (usually there is a paperclip symbol next to the name) don´t open it! Attachments can have viruses which will hurt your computer. If you don´t know the person, delete the email right away. If you do know the person, use a virus scan program first to be sure it is safe.
Mold in the bathroom
To remove mold from the grout between the bathroom tiles in a spray bottle mix ½ cup 3% hydrogen peroxide solution and 1 cup of water and spray on the problem areas. Let dry, then wipe down the area.
Note: hydrogen peroxide loses its potency when exposed to air so buy a small bottle and discard after use.
Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.
William Arthur Ward
When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’
Friends
An old friend is better than two new ones...Don't walk in front of me, I will not follow, don't walk behind me, I will not lead, please walk beside me and just be my friend... :)
There is no such thing as can't, only won't. If you're qualified, all it takes is a burning desire to accomplish, to make a change. Go forward, go backward. Whatever it takes! But you can't blame other people or society in general. It all comes from your mind. When we do the impossible we realize we are special people.
Jan Ashford
Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.
Doing The Right Thing
The truth only needs to be said once, a lie needs to be told over and over!
You cannot change anything in your life with intention alone, which can become a watered-down, occasional hope that you'll get to tomorrow. Intention without action is useless.
Caroline Myss
A tourist stopped a local in a village he was visiting and asked; “what is the quickest way to the lake? The local thought for a while. “Are you walking or driving?” he asked the tourist. “I’m driving.” “That is the quickest way!” the local said.
Fresh mud on carpets or rugs?
Cover the spot with baking soda, wait 20 minutes, then vacuum.
Action is a great restorer and builder of confidence.
Inaction is not only the result, but the cause, of fear.
Perhaps the action you take will be successful;
Perhaps different action or adjustments will have to follow.
But any action is better than no action at all.
Norman Vincent Peale
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore. -Peter Finch as Howard Beale in"Network"(1976) Screenplay byPaddy Chayefsky (academy award) You can read the whole frighteningly relevant monologue here http://www.whysanity.net/monos/network3.html
Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have Vicky on the line. Will you accept the charges?” Frantic, the six-year-old dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They have Mom! And they want money!”
Time and Wounds
Time heals all wounds (but leaves the ugly scars). If you want to be happy don't bank on forgetting issues; just believe you've gotten over them.
A man walks pass a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and notices the beggar is holding hold out both his hands. He asks: “Why are you holding out both of your hands?” The beggar replied, "You see sir, business is going so well I decided to open another branch".
LIfes Failures
"Many of lifes failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."
-Thomas Edison-
+ General JokeSounds like my dates when I was a youngster.. (I'm kidding of course - I never got past the meal..) The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for me," was the reply. "Really?" "Yes," answered the playboy. "All evening long she was saying "don't" and "stop" and "quit that."
The Antartian reported for her university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes.
In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. Her reply was, "I finished the exam in half and hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
Learn to forgive.
Learn to write your hurts in the sand where the wind of forgiveness will erase them and carve your benefits in the stone where nothing will erase them.
- Anonymous -
The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient: “Diazepam 5mg (tranquilizer) TDS".
The patient’s wife asks, "Doctor, when are these medicines to be given?"
Doctor: "These are to be taken by you. He needs rest"
Remember, success is not measured by heights attained but by obstacles overcome. We're going to pass through many obstacles in our lives: good days, bad days. But the successful person will overcome those obstacles and constantly move forward.
Bruce Jenner, American Olympian
+ General JokeVancouver 2010 Drinking Game First, lay in a stock of your favorite beverage. Then, turn on NBC and observe the following rules: 1. Take one drink every time a NBC announcer invites you to "share a moment with the world." 2. Take one drink every time snowboarding highlights are backed up by rock-and-roll guitar/heavy metal headbanger music. 3. Take one drink every time a female athlete is described as "America's _____ing sweetheart." Take an extra drink if the athlete in question is "American's curling sweetheart." 4. Clap your hands and take one drink every time reference is made to "the revolutionary new clap skate" being used in speed skating. 5. Take one drink every time figure skating commentator Scott Hamilton shouts that a skater "NAILED!!" a jump. 6. Take one drink every time you hear a hockey announcer shout, "He shoots...he scores!" Take two drinks if you're watching women's hockey and you hear, "She shoots...she scores!" 7. Take one drink every time NBC promises to get "up close and personal" with an athlete. 8. Take one drink every time a skater is presented with a bouquet of flowers. 9. Take one drink every time America's quest for its first medal in luge is mentioned. Take an extra drink if America actually happens to win a medal in luge. 10. Take one drink and sigh, "That's good, mon" every time reference is made to the Jamaican bobsled team. 11. Take one drink every time the REAL Olympic theme is heard.
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.
The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?"
The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack."
The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?"
The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!"
Beware of Attachments
If you get an email that has an attachment (usually there is a paperclip symbol next to the name) don´t open it! Attachments can have viruses which will hurt your computer. If you don´t know the person, delete the email right away. If you do know the person, use a virus scan program first to be sure it is safe.
A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack,
so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."
The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her.
The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager. 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow $30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?"
The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
Getting what you want
Never take no for an answer from someone who doesn’t have the authority to say yes.
A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time.
At the roulette table she says, "I have no idea what number to play."
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 32.
The wheel is spun, and 41 comes up.
The smile drifted from the woman's face and she fainted.
People Skills
When a friend comes to you for advice be sure not to get so absorbed in it that you actually solve one of your own problems with the advice you offer to them. Remember the results may have a devastating effect on their situation and with that, only you, reap the benefits.
To admit you were wrong is to declare you are wiser now than before.
Unknown
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
Be a Leader
Do not follow a path that’s already made. Go a different direction and make your own.
+ General Joke"Keanu Reeves will star in 'Speed 3.' The first 'Speed' was about a runaway bus, the second was about a boat, and the third one is going to be about a Toyota." –Jay Leno "I tell you, though. People still have faith in Toyota, even with these massive recalls. The Toyota Prius has retained its title as Consumer Reports' top pick for eco-friendly vehicle. They said it's a great way to get in touch with the environment, especially when it flies out of control and hits the trees." –Jay Leno
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
General George S. Patton
Our ultimate freedom is the right and power to decide how anybody or anything outside ourselves will affect us.
Stephen R. Covey
+ General JokeHow Canadian women can fight terrorism As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti- terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless Canada!
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
Be prepared
Find a service that you can contact before you arrive in your chosen destination area that will give you a "Heads Up" about the area. Such a service should be able to give you maps, door-to-door directions, area attraction brochures, as well as set up reservations for transportation, dining, lodging, tours and local attractions.
The difference between extraordinary people and ordinary people is a simple as the difference between the two words. Extraordinary people are committed to doing the extra things that ordinary people won't.
Christine Kinney
When I had my surgery, the doctor gave me a local anesthetic. I could not afford the imported kind.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. “Hi Babe, how about a date? He says. “Don’t waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger.”
“It seems we are both in luck. I’m far from perfect.”
Conserve Water
To conserve water: Do not run water while brushing your teeth. It is unnecessary to waste water while brushing your teeth. Only run the water when rinsing your brush. It is a habit one can acquire easily and can be done for the rest of your life!
An idiot guy walks up to the door of a bar, rolling a wheel along with him. The bouncer says, “Hey, what are you doing with that?”
“Last time I came here, they said we had to have proper IDs and a tire.”
10 tips for Better Bunker Play
Here are some things to keep in mind to better your bunker play:
1) Keep an open stance
2) Ball should be positioned ahead of center of lead foot
3) Feet dug into sand to anchor; toes are deeper than heels
4) Choke down on grip to adjust for buried feet
5) Take grip with clubface open
6) Swing club back to a position that has the lead arm parallel with the ground with the wrists fully cocked
7) Hit 2 inches behind the ball
8) Accelerate through the shot
9) Practice is critical
WE MUST BE THANKFUL FOR ...
By M. Raymond Sheppard
We must be thankful for the offer and willingness to help, not the outcome.
We must be thankful for the challenges, not just the successes,
We must be thankful for the spirited debate, not just the resolution,
We must be thankful for the child that tries to cheer us up when we are down and the child that tries to help another child, not just the child that does his/her chores,
We must be thankful not just for what the Creator has done, but what he/she hasn't done,
We must be thankful for our trails and tribulations, not just our glorious victories,
We must be thankful for the clothes on our back, and not ungrateful for the style they lack.
We must be thankful for the $10 we might have today that we didn't have yesterday, and let go of the fact that we did not get the thousand we wanted,
We must be thankful for the hug our loved one gave to us, although they did not say they loved us,
We must be thankful for the meal we had today, and not dwell on the one we might have dreamed of,
We must be thankful for the job we have now, not just the one we might get or wished we had,
We must be thankful for that friend that is with us and supports us, not just the best friend that isn't there,
We must be thankful for the survivors of natural catastrophes, and be thankful for the memory of those we might have lost,
We must be thankful for all things.
so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."
The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her.
The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager. 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow $30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?"
The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
Getting what you want
Never take no for an answer from someone who doesn’t have the authority to say yes.
A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time.
At the roulette table she says, "I have no idea what number to play."
A young, good-looking man nearby suggests she play her age.
Smiling at the man, she puts her money on number 32.
The wheel is spun, and 41 comes up.
The smile drifted from the woman's face and she fainted.
People Skills
When a friend comes to you for advice be sure not to get so absorbed in it that you actually solve one of your own problems with the advice you offer to them. Remember the results may have a devastating effect on their situation and with that, only you, reap the benefits.
To admit you were wrong is to declare you are wiser now than before.
Unknown
Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!
Be a Leader
Do not follow a path that’s already made. Go a different direction and make your own.
+ General Joke"Keanu Reeves will star in 'Speed 3.' The first 'Speed' was about a runaway bus, the second was about a boat, and the third one is going to be about a Toyota." –Jay Leno "I tell you, though. People still have faith in Toyota, even with these massive recalls. The Toyota Prius has retained its title as Consumer Reports' top pick for eco-friendly vehicle. They said it's a great way to get in touch with the environment, especially when it flies out of control and hits the trees." –Jay Leno
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
General George S. Patton
Our ultimate freedom is the right and power to decide how anybody or anything outside ourselves will affect us.
Stephen R. Covey
+ General JokeHow Canadian women can fight terrorism As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti- terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless Canada!
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
Be prepared
Find a service that you can contact before you arrive in your chosen destination area that will give you a "Heads Up" about the area. Such a service should be able to give you maps, door-to-door directions, area attraction brochures, as well as set up reservations for transportation, dining, lodging, tours and local attractions.
The difference between extraordinary people and ordinary people is a simple as the difference between the two words. Extraordinary people are committed to doing the extra things that ordinary people won't.
Christine Kinney
When I had my surgery, the doctor gave me a local anesthetic. I could not afford the imported kind.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar. “Hi Babe, how about a date? He says. “Don’t waste your time. I never go out with a perfect stranger.”
“It seems we are both in luck. I’m far from perfect.”
Conserve Water
To conserve water: Do not run water while brushing your teeth. It is unnecessary to waste water while brushing your teeth. Only run the water when rinsing your brush. It is a habit one can acquire easily and can be done for the rest of your life!
An idiot guy walks up to the door of a bar, rolling a wheel along with him. The bouncer says, “Hey, what are you doing with that?”
“Last time I came here, they said we had to have proper IDs and a tire.”
10 tips for Better Bunker Play
Here are some things to keep in mind to better your bunker play:
1) Keep an open stance
2) Ball should be positioned ahead of center of lead foot
3) Feet dug into sand to anchor; toes are deeper than heels
4) Choke down on grip to adjust for buried feet
5) Take grip with clubface open
6) Swing club back to a position that has the lead arm parallel with the ground with the wrists fully cocked
7) Hit 2 inches behind the ball
8) Accelerate through the shot
9) Practice is critical
WE MUST BE THANKFUL FOR ...
By M. Raymond Sheppard
We must be thankful for the offer and willingness to help, not the outcome.
We must be thankful for the challenges, not just the successes,
We must be thankful for the spirited debate, not just the resolution,
We must be thankful for the child that tries to cheer us up when we are down and the child that tries to help another child, not just the child that does his/her chores,
We must be thankful not just for what the Creator has done, but what he/she hasn't done,
We must be thankful for our trails and tribulations, not just our glorious victories,
We must be thankful for the clothes on our back, and not ungrateful for the style they lack.
We must be thankful for the $10 we might have today that we didn't have yesterday, and let go of the fact that we did not get the thousand we wanted,
We must be thankful for the hug our loved one gave to us, although they did not say they loved us,
We must be thankful for the meal we had today, and not dwell on the one we might have dreamed of,
We must be thankful for the job we have now, not just the one we might get or wished we had,
We must be thankful for that friend that is with us and supports us, not just the best friend that isn't there,
We must be thankful for the survivors of natural catastrophes, and be thankful for the memory of those we might have lost,
We must be thankful for all things.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Underwater castle, evil girl lives opposite us
6:25pm || 4 February 2010
Part of this dream was good and part of it was bad. I remember we were on some adventure, there was me and 2 other guys. I found myself in a tight rope situation and was suddenly tied up by the enemy both hands up and then one of my friends comes and throws like a sharp object could hav been a sword and it cutted the ropes and my hadsn were free. We ran and then suddenly we were swimming in ocean water. I said I was going this way underwater and they parted off. WTH I was like a living fish I could breathe so long underwater wifout anything and I went so deep and explored the ocean water and to my amazement found this floating castle in the water. It looked like the UQ forgan smith building but with actual castle tops, very princess like. I entered a door between 2 pillars and it was actually a secret one entrance that involved magic coz once I went thru I was dry automatically and was on land in the castle. SO weird but there was no one around. I went to the left a bit and there was just open garden land and trees sooo pretty and the sun was shining it was mid to late afternoon. I felt like I was back in Jane Austen times. Decided that wasn't the place I wanted to go, I was searching for people so I went back right and continue on the path and then decided to go up some stairs. Then I bumped into a maid or servant I think? and they took me to this room thru white doors and inside it was like a normal play room. Wooden floor layering and plenty of babies and toddlers playing and fooling around. The oldest would have been about 4 or 5ish. And I had a really good time. I had no idea the castle was belonged to them and he said he was the prince master.
2nd part of this dream: Man I was spooked outta my pants in this one. Setting is our old house at Carindale and we had evil witches and such living just opposite at that renovating house, it has like a blue roof and white brick house. So one day I look out from upstairs living room and stare into their house, there was a girl who stood up against the back fence of the house and her eyes would turn red and her hair will be blowing and it was like she was staring at me like she wanted to kill me. She wasn't wearing exactly a black dress more like a floral dress. When her eyes turn red it felt as if I was hit my her power from her red eyes that I flew back a bit and landed on my back, I just fell down. It was soo scary. What is odd about this is its taking place like in mid day. She just had herself backed up against the wall and in a normal stance.
Another day I would get my brother to look out and tell me to stare into that house and look at the girl, he didn't believe me and instead he screamed out RIHANNA and I was like WTH? There was no girl there, but from where he looked he wasn't even facing the fence. When I ask my brother whether he knows anything about those people he tells me yea they are weird coz they at 7:30am in the morning have there lights on already. Then one day we decided to go over with my family to talk to them and find out what they get up to. I was so scared that I didn't even wanna go with them to talk but then I was like hey they are with me. Turns out they are witch students and there are 4 girls and their mum. They were really nice and showed us some of their spells and chants, they sat in a circle at the front of the house and just linked hands and had their whole peace of mind and eyes closed. Turns out that girl was just practicing by backing up against the wall saying it gives her energy.
The Treasure hunter inspired dream hands down
4:07pm || 9 February 2010
Yup the title says it all. It was really a treasure hunt this quest we went on. There was me, Ray and mum on this mission. It was like a open temple for pray and one of the rooms had so many little buddhas statue with a box supplied at each one all around the room. In each of the stations with the buddha, he has a box where you can see buttons, sequences and a whole lotta other embrodiery material, stones jewels very used but. And gold would be produced sometimes it's very small and hard to see or tell whether it is the real thing or not other times it appears quite big. It comes outta the buddha's hand that is emgraved pic inside the centre of the box itself. Very funny we had an idea, to make it much easier and why don't people just take all the gems and stuff outta the box and then just watch for when the gold appears. Other ideas were coz every box was different some had much more gems and jewels then others it would be harder to find, coz there u had to do a lotta shuffling around the box even between the gems and jewels to find the actual gold, coz some are soo fine people overlook it. You also can't just stand at one station all day, you had to move around coz some stations are more lucky than others, will have more at a time than say the one at the corner. I found some but they were really small.
6:25pm || 4 February 2010
Part of this dream was good and part of it was bad. I remember we were on some adventure, there was me and 2 other guys. I found myself in a tight rope situation and was suddenly tied up by the enemy both hands up and then one of my friends comes and throws like a sharp object could hav been a sword and it cutted the ropes and my hadsn were free. We ran and then suddenly we were swimming in ocean water. I said I was going this way underwater and they parted off. WTH I was like a living fish I could breathe so long underwater wifout anything and I went so deep and explored the ocean water and to my amazement found this floating castle in the water. It looked like the UQ forgan smith building but with actual castle tops, very princess like. I entered a door between 2 pillars and it was actually a secret one entrance that involved magic coz once I went thru I was dry automatically and was on land in the castle. SO weird but there was no one around. I went to the left a bit and there was just open garden land and trees sooo pretty and the sun was shining it was mid to late afternoon. I felt like I was back in Jane Austen times. Decided that wasn't the place I wanted to go, I was searching for people so I went back right and continue on the path and then decided to go up some stairs. Then I bumped into a maid or servant I think? and they took me to this room thru white doors and inside it was like a normal play room. Wooden floor layering and plenty of babies and toddlers playing and fooling around. The oldest would have been about 4 or 5ish. And I had a really good time. I had no idea the castle was belonged to them and he said he was the prince master.
2nd part of this dream: Man I was spooked outta my pants in this one. Setting is our old house at Carindale and we had evil witches and such living just opposite at that renovating house, it has like a blue roof and white brick house. So one day I look out from upstairs living room and stare into their house, there was a girl who stood up against the back fence of the house and her eyes would turn red and her hair will be blowing and it was like she was staring at me like she wanted to kill me. She wasn't wearing exactly a black dress more like a floral dress. When her eyes turn red it felt as if I was hit my her power from her red eyes that I flew back a bit and landed on my back, I just fell down. It was soo scary. What is odd about this is its taking place like in mid day. She just had herself backed up against the wall and in a normal stance.
Another day I would get my brother to look out and tell me to stare into that house and look at the girl, he didn't believe me and instead he screamed out RIHANNA and I was like WTH? There was no girl there, but from where he looked he wasn't even facing the fence. When I ask my brother whether he knows anything about those people he tells me yea they are weird coz they at 7:30am in the morning have there lights on already. Then one day we decided to go over with my family to talk to them and find out what they get up to. I was so scared that I didn't even wanna go with them to talk but then I was like hey they are with me. Turns out they are witch students and there are 4 girls and their mum. They were really nice and showed us some of their spells and chants, they sat in a circle at the front of the house and just linked hands and had their whole peace of mind and eyes closed. Turns out that girl was just practicing by backing up against the wall saying it gives her energy.
The Treasure hunter inspired dream hands down
4:07pm || 9 February 2010
Yup the title says it all. It was really a treasure hunt this quest we went on. There was me, Ray and mum on this mission. It was like a open temple for pray and one of the rooms had so many little buddhas statue with a box supplied at each one all around the room. In each of the stations with the buddha, he has a box where you can see buttons, sequences and a whole lotta other embrodiery material, stones jewels very used but. And gold would be produced sometimes it's very small and hard to see or tell whether it is the real thing or not other times it appears quite big. It comes outta the buddha's hand that is emgraved pic inside the centre of the box itself. Very funny we had an idea, to make it much easier and why don't people just take all the gems and stuff outta the box and then just watch for when the gold appears. Other ideas were coz every box was different some had much more gems and jewels then others it would be harder to find, coz there u had to do a lotta shuffling around the box even between the gems and jewels to find the actual gold, coz some are soo fine people overlook it. You also can't just stand at one station all day, you had to move around coz some stations are more lucky than others, will have more at a time than say the one at the corner. I found some but they were really small.
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