+ General Joke WASHINGTON — A White House officials said today a man from Niger1a tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines plane as it prepared to land in Detroit following a flight from Amsterdam. They are calling it an "attempted act of terrorism."You think? The Nigerian man is being questioned and treated at a hospital in Ann Arbor, Mich. Probably for a hugh headache and body pains. One of the passenger heard the Nigerian man say, "Why the hell are we landing in freaking Detroit? There ain't nothing in that sh*thole. I want to go where there's booze drugs and wild woman. Take me to Charlie Sheen's place."

The boozer took careful aim at the bird, but hit a frog. He picked it up, studied it, scratched his head and said, “Well, anyhow I knocked its feathers off.”

Happiness is...........
Happiness is like a butterfly...

The more you pursue it, the more it will elude.

When you learn to be patient and still.

It will fly over and land on your shoulder.

Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
Jim Rohn

A policeman spots this Bloke walking up Royal Ave. pulling a 12 foot long rope and asks, “What do you think you are doing pulling this 12 long rope up Royal Ave.?”

The Bloke replied: “have you ever tried pushing it?”

How to keep Spiders Away
It's hard to kill spiders because they don't lick their bodies like ants and other insects so they don't absorb insecticides.

But they won't walk over sharp things.

I have been successful finally after trying many things. The secret is Epsom salts! It has sharp crystals!

Just pour it on windowsills and doors, inside and out. Rain will wash it away, just reapply.

It's CHEAP, comes in a milk type carton, easy to use, and it WORKS !!!

I have a friend who sprays Pam (water would dissolve the crystals) and then pours the Epsom salts all the way around her doors and windows, also, some on the carpet to her bedroom.