There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important.

Jim Rohn

+ General JokeTen things Tiger might hear at the 2010 Masters. 10-Tiger designed a new golf course: 4 holes on every green. 9- Call 911, Tiger just drove into a tree. 8-Hi dad 7-Hi dad 6-Hi dad 5-You the Man-HO! 4- Check his score card: I heard he cheats. 3-If Elin is looking to get even, my number is 555-7724 2-Is that a pencil in your pocket, or do you have date later? 1-Arnies Army, Tigers Hoes

His girlfriend had just learned to drive the car and now they were out in the suburbs racking along over seventy. “Doesn’t speeding over the beautiful country make you glad you are alive?” she asked.

“Glad?” He raised an eyebrow. “Glad in not the word for it. I’m amazed.”

Service
The hands that serve, are holier than lips that pray.

The major value in life is not what you get.
The major value in life is what you become.
Jim Rohn

Wealth consists not in having great possessions but in having few wants. -Esther De Waal

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer"

Coping with stress
Many of the stressful situations we come across in your daily lives cannot be avoided or changed, but we can change how we respond to the stress. Try improving your way of dealing with stress or a stressful situation. Take a deep breath.

Take advantage of every opportunity to practice your communication skills so that when important occasions arise, you will have the gift, the style, the sharpness, the clarity, and the emotions to affect other people.

Jim Rohn