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Friends 4- ever
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out, also a Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!!"

Inequality Of Treatment
A fault in a loved one is no matter. The same fault in an enemy is an outrage.

A court appointed lawyer was defending this idiot in lower court.

The judge found him guilty, and said 30 days and $30.00.

The lawyer said “what do you want to do?”

Not having much education the idiot said, “Let’s peal it up stairs”

The lawyer said “your honor we appeal this case up to a higher court”

When they got in the higher court the judge said 60 days and $60.00.

What do you want to do now, he asked the idiot?

Let’s peal it back down stairs.

Self-deception
The fundamental factor of self-deception is this constant desire to be something in this world.

--J. Krishamurti

This yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc.

The interviewer asks him for his father’s name and his mother’s maiden name.

What do you mean maiden name? The yokel asked.

What was your mother’s name before she was married?

None he replied, what do you mean none? Because I didn't have a mother before she was married.

Wanting More
For with much wisdom comes much sorrow;

the more knowledge, the more grief

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

Happiness
Happiness is not the absence of conflict

but the ability to cope with it

- WAYNE DYER –

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor."You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

Success
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.

“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said. “That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks.”

“Fine, I need a new garage door.”

+ General Joke
Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing
Jock's forthcoming wedding.

‘Och, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything
organised already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception,
the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in" continued Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure deed
smart in that!"

"And what's the tartin?" Archie then enquires.

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white ..."

Be smart and think about it!
We don't see things as they are

We see them as we want them to be!

Pat and Mick have just started their job installing telegraph poles. At the end of the first week they both go to collect their wages and the boss tells Mick he is dismissed. Why? asks Mick. Well, said the boss. Pat has put in 50 poles this week and you have only done 5, Mick looks rather perplex, and says, “but look how far he has left them sticking out.”

THE WRONG END OF THE BULL
In the latter stages of a bull-market, the market is most characterized by bull.

An elderly woman was brought to the ER with a fractured hip. The ER doctor knew that surgery would be in order for the patient. “Have you ever undergone surgery?” he asked.

“Yes,” the woman said. “Remember what type of surgery was it?” “I’m not sure,” the old lady said. “It was a long time ago.” The physician noticed a scar on the right side of the woman’s abdomen. He pointed to the scar. “Is this where you had the surgery?” he asked. “No,” said the woman. “It was in Brooklyn.”

+ General Joke
Not for the faint hearted...

My daughter wanted a puppy last Christmas. So I got her one.
I also explained to her specifically what I would do if she were to not
take good care of it as it grew older.

So here I am... nine months on... standing on the tow path listening to the
muffled cries and whimpers fade as I watch the squirming sack slowly
sinking to the bottom of the canal. I think to myself...


Maybe I have been too harsh on her this time.


Nevermind. Tomorrow I will find a new home for the puppy.

How to Putt Like a Pro
Putting makes up about 35-40% of your final score. If you usually shoot around 90, you likely average 34-36 putts a game. A Golf Pro on the P.G.A. usually takes 26-30 putts a round. To improve your putting, try this : Line up some coins in the form of a 4 inch wide pathway straight to the hole, 2ft. from the hole. You are putting through a 2 ft. long "tunnel", so to speak. Now, try and sink 9/10 putts from 2 ft. through this coin pathway, but, don't touch any. That is your goal - do not touch the coins. You'll soon find yourself sinking all of these putts on the practice green, and on the course too, building your confidence, and lowering your scores.

Mosquitoes Repellent
Rubbing a handful of fresh basil leaves on your skin should protect you from mosquitoes for a few hours. The herb does not contain hazardous chemicals and is less likely to cause skin irritations than the synthetic bug sprays.

Maurice was known among his friend for the promptness with which he sent his ex-wife her alimony payment each month. When asked the reason for his rush, he shivered and explained, “I’m afraid that if I ever should fall behind in my payments she might decide to repossess me.”

Confront fear head on!
The best way to battle fear is never to avoid it, be alert to it, as it tends to hide from you or perhaps we want to hide from it as a defense mechanism. As soon as the feeling of fear emerges, go into yourself, first feel the emotion physically in the energy centers of your body typically tightness in your chest, solar plexus (the pit of the stomach) or your throat, then analyze your thoughts, do not resist, nothing you do can change the circumstances or person generating that feeling, no matter how bad it feels accept it as an unavoidable part of life, as you do, feel good about yourself you are becoming a better person! as each time you do this you enhanced the preparation for the next feeling of fear.

When visiting South Africa, Daniel the Englishman asked a South African the question:

"Why is it that some South Africans say 'Ja' (pronounced as "ya") while others say 'Yes' if they have the same meanings?"

"Clever people say 'Yes' while stupid people say 'Ja'," was his reply.

"So, are you clever?" asked Daniel.

"Ja," replied the South African.

Protect Your Privacy
Know what information the merchant is collecting about you, how it will be used and if they share it with or sell it to others. You can do this by checking the web site to make sure there is a privacy policy posted, and that you're comfortable with the way your personal information is treated under that policy. Look for seals from privacy enforcement organizations like BrowserAccelerator.com, ValidatedSite.com, TrustGage.com, TRUSTe, BBBOnLine or WebTrust. Be cautious if you're asked to supply personal information not needed to make a purchase, such as your Social Security number or personal bank account information.

In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they struck up a conversation.

"Where are you from?" the one asked.

"I'm from Alpha Century," he answered. "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Earth" was the answer.

"I know someone from earth," the Alpha Centurion said. "John Smith. Do you know him?"

A debt-overwhelmed man, hopelessly poring over a pile of bills, suddenly shouted “I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!”

“You’re on,” said his wife. “Where is the thousand?”

“That is your first worry,” he replied.

Agenda for an efficient meeting
In the workplace, time is of the essence, and meetings can be the ultimate timewaster. How can you avoid wasting time and run the most efficient meetings possible?

Try these tips

- Start and finish the meeting on time. If there’s more to consider, plan the appropriate follow-up actions or schedule another meeting.

- At the close of the meeting, ask if participants are comfortable with the outcomes.

- Make sure all meeting participants know that you expect them to be on time and prepared to discuss their agenda items.

- Encourage everyone to speak up. Quieter people may have valuable contributions, but they may need some encouragement to share them.

- Provide a detailed agenda for each meeting. It should include topics for and the purpose of discussion, as well as a discussion leader and time allotment for each topic. Distribute the agenda a couple of days before the meeting so that meeting participants have time to prepare.

- Assign someone to take notes in each meeting. That way, decisions and follow-up action items are documented and can be circulated to the meeting’s participants.

- Determine which meetings are really necessary. If the objective of a meeting is to simply update others about ongoing projects, it might make more sense to send a memo or group e-mail, or to post the information on your company’s computer network. However, for in-depth discussions, meetings generally work best.

+ General Joke
I was listening to a radio report on the Jaycee Dugard affair. The
local sherrif gave a measured and sober account of the facts and then
finished with the sentence, "....and having investigated the situation
it is ma considered opinion that the guy is a complete whackjob."
I got to thinking is that an official category of suspect in his
jurisdiction? Then I thought, hey this is California we are talking
about - it is probably the most common category!

+ General Joke
An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe' with a full-grown
emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.?


The trucker says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu,
'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the emu.


A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be
$9.40
please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for
payment.


The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says,
'A hamburger, chips and a coke.' The emu says, 'I'll have the same.'


Again the trucker reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.


This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the
waitress.?


'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and a salad,'
says the man. 'Same,' says the emu.


Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'


Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places
it
on the table.


The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me,
mate, how do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?'?


'Well, love' says the trucker, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning out the
back shed, and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and
offered me two wishes.. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of
money would always be there.'


'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!'


'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there,' says the man. The waitress asks, 'What's with
the emu?'?


The trucker sighs, pauses, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall
bird with a big back-side and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.'

"The Bliss of Marriage"
"Marriage is a wonderful institution".

So who likes living in an institution?

A specialist is someone who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.

A General Practitioner is someone who knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.

A pathologist is someone who knows more and more about everything until he knows everything about everything. But, too late.

The road to happiness lies in two simple principles: find what it is that interests you and that you can do well, and when you find it put your whole soul into it - every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have.
John D. Rockefeller III