Answering Machine Messages....
Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By TheWorld Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages:10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but ifyou'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we'refinished.9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receivingmessages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, andtheir carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don'tneed their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and homephone number and they will get back to you.8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathicthought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name,your number, and your reason for calling.... and I'll think aboutreturning your call.7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is hisrefrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myselfwith one of these magnets.6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sentthe money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are mybank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe memoney. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is whywe're not here. So, leave a message.4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If youleave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.3. Hi. Now YOU say something.2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message Recorded andVerified by The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages:1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up thephone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back!