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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It''s a lot of money!" The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma''am, I''m surprised you''re carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I''ll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That''s a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I''ll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president''s office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president''s balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president,"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell''s the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I''d have the president of the Bank of Canada''s balls in my hand."

there was once an elephant and camel arguing over food... their derisive comments over each other got worse and they start swearin to each other... the camel said " HAHAA look at you man, u got a dick in your face" ... then every animal in the kingdom .. began to laugh at the elephant. when the snak came by and laugh at the elephant, the elephant said " SDFU you dik head, u got a face in your dick" xD.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a boyfriend went to his girlfriend''s house to hav dinner with the girlfriends parent and to celebrate their 15th month anniversary.. when they finish their dinner.. his girfriend went left the room with her mother to wash the dishes.. now only the boyfriend and his girlfriends father and "duke" the dog was in the dining table.. suddenly the boyfriend wanted to fart, but he cant do tht infront of the father, so he let out a small quiet fart. THEN... the father said " DUKE" ... the boyfriend was ecstatic and delighted that the father thinks the dog was fartin... then the boyfrined fart again a bit louder the father said again " DUKE! ".. the boyfriend then felt homefree and let out everythin hes got and farted lyk the SN202 engine of a navy plane the father said : " DUKE! , GO AWAY BEFORE THE BOY SHIITS ON YOU! "..

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