My Made Up Yo Momma Jokes: 1. Yo momma is so stupid, I raced your mother home and she took the shortcut. LOL 2. Yo momma is so fat, she went on a diet. LOL 3. Yo momma is so poor, she got a job. LOL 4. Yo momma is so stupid, she dipped a cookie in a cup of milk to eat it. LOL 5. Yo momma is so stupid, she bought a $2 lotto 69 and won $1,000,000.