Top 10 Yo Momma Jokes: 1. Yo momma is so poor, the rainbow in her naighborhood only appeared white & black. 2. yo momma is so stupid, she through a rock on the ground and missed. 3. Yo momma is so ugly, she gave Freddy Crugar nightmares. 4. Yo momma is so old, she farts out dust. 5. Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in teh grocery store and starved to death. 6. Yo momma is so ugly, she joined the "Ugly People Contest", and the judges said, "Sorry, no professionals." 7.Yo momma is so poor, She stole free bread. 8. Yo momma is so poor, she couldn'''''''''''''''' afford free samples. 9. Yo momma is so poor, i walked in her house and step on a ciggerette, and she said, "Who turned off the light?" 10. Yo momma is so skinny, when she swallowed a meatball, she thougth she was pregnant.