More Yo Momma Jokes: - Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone - Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world - Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" - Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller - Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! - Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" - Yo mama so fat she''''''''''''''''s got her own area code! - Yo mama so fat God couldn''''''''''''''''t light Earth until she moved! - Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! - Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the tv and watch the couch - Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died - Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. - Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! - Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! - Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.