Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock
Yo momma so fat that when she was wearing a yellow raincot ppl said TAXI!!!(
"Your momma is like a cigarette, I have her 40 times a day and shes killing me~"(06-27-2006)
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving."(06-27-2006)
Yo momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus(06-27-2006)
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign she went home and got 16 friends(06-27-2006)


CJR911
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper(06-27-2006)
CJR911
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!(06-27-2006)
SuPeRSn1pE
YOUR SO STUPID THAT YOU TOOK A RULER TO BED WITH YOU TO SEE HOW LONG U SLEPT >.GhettoGecko
Yo momma is like a bowling ball, she comes to u, u finger here, throw her in the gutter, then she comes back for more(06-27-2006)
GhettoGecko
Yo momma is so stupid i asked her to buy me a color tv and she asked "WHAT COLOR?"(06-27-2006)
GhettoGecko
Yo momma is like a vaccum she sucks,blows, and gets laid in the closet(06-27-2006)
YabiaBeGone
Dont find it funny cause my mother be leaving me again earily in the morning (airplane) >_<(06-27-2006)
OoOJordanOoO
._.(06-27-2006)
PerfectKris
i bet no1 read this completly ^^ , letter flood....makes a reading annoying(06-27-2006)
Juggawhat
your momma is so ugly i can fuk her any way and its always doggy style(06-27-2006)
Juggawhat
your mommas so poor last time i came over 2 cockaroaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet(06-27-2006)
GoSkateDay
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE BUNGE JUMPED SHE WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL(06-28-2006)
xlconz
Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be contiuned"(06-29-2006)
xlconz
Yo momma so black, when she went to night school they marked her absent(06-29-2006)

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